I actually disagree with this review of Peter Jackson’s King King movie, but I found it so damn humorous I just had to share it.

This review is by Pastor Deacon Fred and titled:

King Kong: Bestiality Is Booming At the Box Office!

Here’s an excerpt from this review:

This movie has me and Jesus so upset that I think we’re going to run down to the local zoo and shoot up all the chimps!

That might even stop them biologists in Des Moines from researching evolution!

I know one thing for sure - you’d better get rid of the monkeys and apes, or at least keep them out sight - for mark my words!

There will be a plague of man-beast sexual relations unleashed upon this country with such swiftness, it will make the Devil’s head spin!

Now I’n no theologian, i don’t know what God is exactly, but I know enough about christianity to know that Jesus wouldn’t hurt anyone (much less, a chimp) with a gun…

Has the Pastor got it right? Or does he need to book in with a professional?

Im sure that Peter Jackson didn’t intend any blasphemous connotation…

It seems that the King Kong movie is not the only Hollywood Blockbuster in the Pastor’s sights, he also lauches scathing attacks on Harry Potter, Elf, Toy Story, Finding Nemo and The Lord Of The Rings

Anyway, read the rest of the King Kong review here

They’re JUST MOVIES dude…make believe….sheesh…

Is this what nutter Christians Extremists do all day…. sit around watching PG rated movies, searching for some evil connection?

Do yourself a favor Pastor Deacon Fred, don’t venture into the section labelled “adult” in your local video store, because if Finding Nemo, or Toy Story upsets you…..